You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
