Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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