Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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