matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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