going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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