just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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