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say what?
wanna hang out?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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