I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm always down for nudity.
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