i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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