I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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