So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
