is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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