Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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