i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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