i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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