I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Rumble strips road head = magical
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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