SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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