i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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