ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
