we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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