we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
