Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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