absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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