You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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