i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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