everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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