I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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