I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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