Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I need a beard to bite.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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