My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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