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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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