I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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