Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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