I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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