Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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