Are we in a gay sports bar?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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