don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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