So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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