turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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