Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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