I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
