Your dad touched me again.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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