i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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