Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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