I forgot how hot balto sounded
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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