no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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