He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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