So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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