Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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