zippers are such a cool invention
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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