so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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