btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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