you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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