so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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